A GOOD LAUGH.

Hi guys its been awhile and i have a huge joke here for you guys.
This post would come off pretty damn profane and vulgar BUT HERE IT IS ANYWAY
Its 2.15 am now, 7th august and this will be saved a draft first till i decide to post it and that will be now when you're reading it.

this is my personal space so i hope whoever that is reading this HAS AN OPEN MIND
this is purely how feel and id just like to share it with you guys

pardon my whatsapp wall paper too... its luke hehe

so lets begin this bullshit

So awhile back i was approached on Facebook by this photograher asking if id like to have a shoot with him. Which i replied pretty late because i was busy with other commitments.
SO WHATS MY POINT?
THIS POST IS FOR YOU GIRLS OUT THERE ( or maybe even guys who knows?) TO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME. ( unless you're free as hell and have nth better to do then be my guest and go ahead (::::

Heres when he first approached me.

I MEAN SURE ILL BE INT - Im open to exposure in this line and I'd love to try out new things ( DECENT ONE, DUH )

lately then I've contacted him to see if he's free for a shoot... AND GUESS WHAT,

no shoot, but a good laugh.

HERE GOES MY FRIENDS!!! 

- the prev time i deleted the whole chat bc he wasn't open to new concepts or ideas wasn't really his style i suppose AND THAT IS FINE BC EVERY1 IS DIFF SO OK (: 

He mentioned its not his style and his was more of daily life and simple kind when i asked for a dance shoot 

BUT IN THIS SCREEN SHOT. NIGGA SAID ITS NOT ABOUT HIS STYLE,

so ok fine BENEFIT OF DOUBT i don't exactly remember our convo EXACTLY so nvm but roughly it was smth like that 

" i did my dance one alr "

" yeah once"

HELLO WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME HOW MANY TIMES IM ALLOWED TO HAVE SHOOTS???? 

I said id get back to him. I DID NOT SPECIFY WHEN OR HOW LONG ID TAKE

- exam next tues but still planning for me

i must be some sort of super star then??? thanks for making time for me LOL

THEN OVERSEAS!! exams , waiting for me, overseas. wow ok thats a lot to take in

ASKED IF HE WOULD STILL BE INT if i charged him

Does he not understand " WOULD YOU LIKE " and " I WANT" ????

" sg50 shall be kind"

wheres the link my friend.

maybe some humour, nvm 

Says he will not pay if he DOESNT BENEFIT .

SO OK maybe I'm a small fry n he wouldn't benefit from me but let me state my statistics to him first

I credit photographers i don't use their photos and don't tag or credit them. 

in the first place if shooting me has no benefits then WHY DID YOU APPROACH ME? 

maybe he's too free.. but cannot be also.. just keep reading (: 

' GOT LIKE THAT ONE AH'

ER HAVE WHY NOT??? since you can't decide why not i help you?

Since he wants CASUAL DAILY LIFE and I've never really done that before.. OFC I ASK WHERE HE WANTS TO DO IT RIGHT?

then still need to think and tell me. ok nvm i can wait it was only 4pm

then ' outfit also tell you soon'

SO SURE WHY NOT? 

your theme your choice of what kind of outfit i wear, 

sure NO PROBLEM SIR 

BUT THEN?? OUTFIT HOW TO PLAN.

NIGGA you dk where to shoot yet how'd you expect me to know what i wear.???

10.53PM - MEETING. wow ok must be big business nvm (:: 

THIS ONE BEST.

he had no suggestions yet and it was almost 12am so i gave a suggestion

THEN CAME THE REMARK

" LITTLE INDIA SHOOT WHAT SAI LOL"

1. TOURIST ATTRACTION = SAI? (WOW)

2. YOU HAVE NO SUGGESTIONS YET MINE IS SAI!!! ( amazeballs, tryna hold my jaw in place)

11.55 PM - MEETING NEVER ENDING ( you must be very hardworking somemore next day public holiday???)

12.13AM- MY MEETING HAVNT END SIA

ok sure. WHATEVER. your meeting haven't end, never ending, MAYBE IT WILL NEVER END RIGHT? so.. if you can text me during your meeting.. tell me little india shoot what sai and TELL ME AGAIN YOUR MEETING IS NOT ENDING... CANT YOU GIVE ME A LOCATION???

this guy is hilarious..

' i scare i cannot wake up"

who you gonna scare that you can't wake up?

YOURE SCARED NOT SCARE

AND THEN THE BOMB DROPPED...

" i just shot there also"

" i just remembered i shot there"

OH MY LORD . . .

WHYD YOU WANNA SHOOT SAI RIGHT??

i believe you're a man of your words.

so what you tryna say??

YOU SHOT SOMEWHERE YET YOU CANT REMEMBER...

maybe your memory isn't that wonderful...

but if you can say " SHOOT WHAT SAI"

then you go there and shoot.... SHOOT WHAT SAI???

your never ending meeting ... we understand DONT WORRY (: 

IM SURE THEYRE PAYING YOU MILLIONS.

" IF I CANNOT WAKE UP DONT BLAME ME AH"

sure... ill blame.. calvin harris??? 

BUT HE ALSO SAID DONT BLAME IT ON HIM.. BLAME IT ON THE NIGHT..

maybe he had a meeting too.. ???(: 

" thats why i don't want to confirm"

THEN WHY U KEEP ASKING WHEN WHEN WHEN?

DIDNT YOU MENTION...

EXAMS...?

OVERSEAS...??

when i said then call it off.. heres what comes rolling to me

" huh"

" u ask me location "

" So i tell you" 

BRUH... I FIRST ASKED YOU AT 2.35PM... ITS BEEN 10 HOURS... Singapore is not that big mr photographer (: 

everything also HUH, AIYO, HUH, AIYO...

is this a song I'm not aware of , or is this some sort of mating call

its as simple as it is, huh what..? aiyo what??

i said call off the shoot, i didn't fall off a cliff

WHY YOU AIYO-ING FOR?

GENIUS SUDDENLY SAID....

" HUH. if I'm paying you shouldn't i get the choice to pick location?"

YOUR LOCATION DESCENDED ONLY WHEN I SAID CALL OFF. 

did you have to GOOGLE or WIKI search for HAJI LANE TO APPEAR? 

i believe not.. its a common place my friend

not some hidden corner of the galaxy you had to think so hard to finally decide on it

LELLLL. I DID NOT SAY PAY

i asked if you'd STILL BE INTERESTED :)

  then he mentioned he considered and agreed...

SO CAN I SAY..

" at first free why now suddenly you want to pay me also?" 

don't make it seem like i forced it free on you then extorted cash out of your pocket 

I asked him which photographers...

NO ANS?

because in a meeting you're at at 12am, you're too busy to find a fucking location..

BUT

all the other photographers I've shot with are on speed dial or stand by so when you need them they're there at 12am gg through your late night meeting with you right? 

" SOME THEY DONT EVEN PAY YOU"

which part of the text did i say

THEY ALL PAY ME?

then suddenly... in a meeting (STILL) but he's not thinking?

" further more I'm in a meeting how am i supposed to think "

ABANG... THEN WHY YOU BOTHER BEING PART OF THE MEETING??

EVERYTHING ALSO CANNOT THINK!!!!

Then comes the bf part.

SORRY.. I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED YOUR PERMISSION FOR MY BOYFRIEND TO EXIST NEARBY ME WHILE IM HAVING A SHOOT...

I'm bringing my boyfriend. he can take care of himself and HE DOES NOT INTERRUPT MY SHOOTS AT ALL.

hes not some fuck shit godzilla that will eat your camera or take your life

RELAX (:

( ps.. the shoots whereby luke( my bf in case you didn't know ) was with me , he never once interrupted me. and once when he had to bc of my sch application stuff, he asked the photographer if it was okay for me to check and confirm my choices )

AND THIS GENIUS.. decided to bring in other photographers (???)

i am not disclosing their names due to privacy issues and all due respect.

and the verdict...?

someone fought a losing battle.. nvm he tried to fight

WHAT FOR YOU BRING IN OTHERS? makes no diff to this situation 

SUDDENLY ME N MY BF ARE FUN PEOPLE???

dude are you delusional?? what the fuck are you tryna say?!?!

I DONT NEED TO KNOW FROM YOU IF WE ARE FUN OR BORING AS FUCK.

I DONT GET YOUR STUPID POINT.

i srsly dk what to fuck to say to this one after he made such a redundant comment...

then now.. 1.27AM

BALLER STILL IN A MEETING.. what you planning??

OLYMPICS?? tmr SG50 public holiday.. relax bro.

he can talk so much fuck shit to me for so god damn bloody long.

then the sudden..

" .. im in a meeting and is very rude to keep texting?"

" ... as a prof model you should know during your shoot you keep texting also rude right?"

CANNOT TAKE IT I HAD TO LAUGH.

meeting = shoot

same context

same situation

same shit

is that what he's trying to say??

So i had to send him a longer text.. in hopes of trying to explain and decipher what he just said

SOMEONE PLS TELL ME IF IM WRONG.

in the whole mid length text i sent him

I DID NOT MENTION HIM AND HIS CHOICE OF LOCATION LOL 

but he just had to bring in all sorts of cock shit.

" cause i don't want to shoot same location what"

WELL WELL YOU COULDVE SAID THAT FROM THE START?

BUT THEN AGAIN.." little india shoot what sai..."

LEL PLS SAVE ME I CANT STOP LAUGHING.

" i wasnt thinking properly at that time" 

when are you ever thinking? 

HERE HE FINISHED HIS SHIT

" YOU MAKE THE FINAL CALL"

well thank you. which also means you can now fuck off right?

but no ... (:

idk what he's tryna get at really.

he will never stop rambling. so i guess be careful guys!

but thank you for one thing tho

BEING AN AWFUL JOKE N BRINGING ME SO MUCH LAUGHTER ON THIS THURS NIGHT.